Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day’s work.

That’s why Duke Cannon’s THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Bonus: no loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. (haha)